I was stocking shelves in the dog food section at the Cleawater Pet Safari when I overheard a woman singing the praises of a particular water bowl to her husband. “Look, it even has a water filter!” she concluded, holding the doggie dish out for her husband’s inspection.
This is a little fresher
He had a slightly different take on things: “Dear, he drinks out of the toilet.”
French Poodle and a Collie
A French poodle and a collie were walking down the street. The poodle turned to the collie and complained, “My life is such a mess. My owner is mean, my girlfriend is having an affair with a German shepherd and I’m as nervous as a cat.”
“Why don’t you go see a psychiatrist?” asked the collie.
“I can’t,” replied the poodle. “I’m not allowed on the couch.”
